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Telephone Conversation LyricsFinally, one place where you can find ALL of the Telephone Conversation lyrics by Zappa Frank. See the line you could never quite figure out on your own? All of our Zappa Frank, Telephone Conversation lyrics have been recreated with the original spellings, grammar and meanings. Notice also in some instances Telephone Conversation footnotes and Zappa Frank lyrics details that never made it to the Zappa Frank CD cover, featuring Telephone Conversation lyrics.
Telephone Conversation Lyrics
by Zappa Frank
Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)
Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak)
Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)
Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals)
Don Preston (retired)
Jimmy Carl Black (drums, trumpet, vocals)
Ian Underwood (piano, woodwinds)
Motorhead Sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone)
Suzy Creamcheese (telephone)
Dick Barber (snorks)
...operator?
phone for a minute, please...
Hello?
...yes sir...
Ah, can you call six seven eight nine eight six six
...
Yes
Right
Is that Vickie?
He's gonna bump you off the ass
He's got a gun, you know
If he can get ya in Laurel Canyon, he won't get you here
Hello?
Vickie?
Yeah
What's happening?
Listen:
Your father has called me up this...
Now look, just don't panic but just tell me
I'm not panicking
OK
I think my phone's captured too
Well don't worry about it, it's quite alright
Fine... Your father called me up this afternoon
Just a second...
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