4% Pantomime Lyrics

Finally, one place where you can find ALL of the 4% Pantomime lyrics by Van Morrison. See the line you could never quite figure out on your own? All of our Van Morrison, 4% Pantomime lyrics have been recreated with the original spellings, grammar and meanings. Notice also in some instances 4% Pantomime footnotes and Van Morrison lyrics details that never made it to the Van Morrison CD cover, featuring 4% Pantomime lyrics.

4% Pantomime Lyrics

by Van Morrison

by J. R. Robertson and Van Morrison
The management said they were sorry
For the inconvenience you are suffering
And Mr. Booking Agent, please have mercy
Don't book the jobs so far apart
We went up to Griffith Park
With a fifth of Johnny Walker Red
And smashed it on a rock and wept
While the old couple looked on into the dark

Oh, Richard, tell me if it's poker
Oh, Richard, tell me, who's got the joker and is it poker

Deuces wild, like an only child
I'll see what you got. How much is in the pot
You pay the tips and I'll collect the chips
It's a full house tonight -- everybody in town is a loser
Yeah, you bet

The dealer's been dealing me bad hands
From the bottom of the deck without the slightest blush
And I don't know whether to call or check
But right now I feel like I got a royal flush
And my lady didn't show from 'Frisco
But we had to go on with the show
Everybody got stoned -- it was a gas, it was a smash
Everybody got wrecked, checked. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, Belfast cowboy, lay your cards on the grade
Oh, Belfast cowboy, can you call a spade a spade

Oh, Richard, tell me, is the game poker
I can't understand who the fool is that holds this joker
Is it poker

Oh, Belfast Cowboy, lay your cards down on the table
Oh, Belfast Cowboy, do you think you're able

From The Band's Cahoots album