Super Mario Brothers Rap Lyrics

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Super Mario Brothers Rap Lyrics

by Mc Chris

Its 1986 I'm in the 1st grade,
I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid.
I got to save the princes so he could gat the pussy,
believe me Mario will get that ass, so fuck Luigi.
Mario really wants to get her in bed ,
so bad tat he's bustin' up bricks with his head.
He just wants sex,so forget the wedding bells,
jumping on mushrooms,led ,and turtle shells.
Droppin doen green pipes and secret passageways,
Makin his move to the end,
where the final castle lays.
Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher,
eat a white flower and spit balls of fire.
All these creatures that attack,won't cut mario some slack.
Oh shit hold on i'll be right back...

I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer,
it's gotta be hard to get laid if your a plumber.
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man,
and het him to the end so he can stop usin his hand.
Marion doesn't want to get hit,he'll shrink,
the princess won't fuck a little kid, I think.
So stay calm and attend to your romm,
and evenually the princess will attend to your bone.

(Chourus)

Save the princess quick,
because she wants a dick,
and if you let her free,
you get the pussy.2x

Bowzers tryin to get head from the princess,
but if it was up to me that shit'll stop this instance.
cloud people throwin little spiked animals,
green plants with teeth and attack like canniballs.
i heard nobody yet ran in the princess oven ,
and mario always says, virgins' i love 'em.
I hate the cooper troopers so im gonna run up,
and jump on 1 oftheir cells till i get 1 of 'em.
Im gonna keep playin and im never gonna quit,
cuz some kid told me you could see the princess tits.
I wanna beat it before any of my frineds do,
so i could say i put pussy on mario's linyou.
At the end of each level i jump and get the flag,
and say another castle in the bag.
i hope bowzers ready cuz he's in for a ride,
and mario's serious when it comes to homicide.
The princess is a freak even though she has class,
Mario will take a plunger and stick it in her ass.
i hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly,
and i hate the platfroms that fall out from below me.
Its all worth while,just to see mario smile
standing buttnaked profile,
It was my crusade to get mario laid.
Super Mario Brother's best game ever made.

(Chourus)