Do You Have Scissors? Lyrics

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Do You Have Scissors? Lyrics

by Eminem

Buck Buck Buck ducky poo!?!?!?!?!?
Wanna see a chipmonk or moosechuck?
I DO!!!!!
but i am a littlle strange with horny toads coming,
out of my head!!!!!?!?
but i do, do you?

Do you have scissors?
Ya.....
Haha me to!!!!
but i can't see the light,
so hell the hell do you expect me to ride that camel?
maybe some other time you little froggy pie!!

That's my BooB yah know?
did you cuz i thought it was your face,
and if it was your face,
i would eat it!

So why the hell are you standing there for?
My teacher has breasts, the size of a elbow pluckers.
And my potato peeler has something to say about it eh???

Do you have scissors?
Ya.....
Haha me to!!!!
but i can't see the light,
so hell the hell do you expect me to ride that camel?
maybe some other time you little froggy pie!!

ohhhhh ya baby do you want to dance with me?
oh ya do you want to dance with me under the moonlight?
oochie mamma baby,
BITE ME WHORE!!!

Ring the phone...