Christine Twistine (Feat Dopey-D Leonie) Lyrics

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Christine Twistine (Feat Dopey-D Leonie) Lyrics

by Eminem

Dopey-D:

Christine twistine with just one kiss

In my pants you'll make me piss

And to make things worse, ur not here

to tickle me where crabs can appear

If there would ever be someone i loved & id do

til they caught my aids, that would be you



Leonie:

Yo they call me right, they call me wrong

they call me muthafuckin' Annabel Chong

My diagnosis' are fuct up, my tits aint stuck up

they hang like bananas so bitch nigga shut up

I have a patient, she's fucking confused

just fuck ur friend C, what u got 2 lose?

I'm a mental health counsellor

bitch dont let me bounce on ya

i'll break ur fucking legs til ur bones poke thru ur skin

and ur left with an ouch-ouch on ya



Dopey-D:

Symptoms of a psycho crack head whore

black heads pores

thrush fungii 4 sure

leonie's got em all

I miss my twistine

little christmas tree

little boobies yeh

but little means when i hug her i dont have 2 fucking

pine cones digging into my chest.

Now where was i?

I just got my....

no not period dickhead phone charged but i got no credit so stop my

head from making up

shit like she's at bribie raping sluts

i cant handle myself ooh lets kiss no lets not

U sat on my lap n u peed now get off

leonie's not helpin C

sucking on a goats teets

would help her more now fuckoff and eat shit u fat slut leonie.



Leonie:

That wasnt nice

Do u have head lice?

I have a grape sized clitoris

wanna have a taist? (taste)

well im fuckin out bitch

get crystal off the couch bitch

oh.... i came to ur house did i?

Twistine: Yeh get out my house bitch



*gunshots*



Leonie: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh.



Dopey-D: I want a fucking cigarette but i cant have 1 cuz

every1 went 2 sleep and i keep hearing noises coming

from the other side of the house. Help me Twistine. I'm scerred.

If I die then um play "Ode 2 my twistine" at my funeral.



p.s. I miss u. I love u. But u already knew that. But u

couldnt have known the 1st 1. xx



Dopey-D:

Leonie why u at the bar if u aint got no money u gay shit?

What good is that degree if u aint fuckin ur patients?

Checkin' ur reflection & tellin' ur counsellor friend..

Like girl... I think my tits r beginnin 2 shrink

fat whore crack whore

makin twistine open ya trap door

and put her hand inside 2 see if she can find

a cure 4 her brain deadness cuz she losin her mind

i think im jealous of ur counsellor

she's just a fat girl that is ur friend she shares a special part of u

la la la la ahh fuck this shit im fuckin goin 2 bed



Leonie:

ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack

ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack

ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack

ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack

ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack

ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack

ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack

ahhhhhhhhh pffft, pffft fuck my job in its big fat sap cracked buttcrack



Dopey-D:

Yo shut the fuck up bitch

twistine loves me not u

not u

never u

clever me

tena lady user what the fuck am i on about?

She loves me

She loves me!

Now sing it bitch!

Sing it bitch Beatles style b4 i blow another hole in ur

estrogen pipe

sing it u fat fucker



Leonie:

Ok! Ok! fucking hell..

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

Can I stop now?



Dopey-D:

Fuck no, iz u crazy bitch?



Leonie:

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah

She loves you.. yeah, yeah, yeah til fade