Let's Go Bowling Lyrics

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Let's Go Bowling Lyrics

by Arrogant Worms

Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls
And lets head to those heavenly halls
Sit on down and grab a beer
Because bowling time is pretty near
Tortured men forget their pain When they head to the
bowling lane

Let's go bowling
Let's go bowling, got a coupon
Let's go bowling, for a free game
Let's go bowling
Let's go bowling, let's go bowling
Let's do it now

Because Wrestlemania's fine by me
Monster trucks are a sight to see
A cultured life that's nice and all
But there ain't nothing better than a bowling ball
You know the sport that God would choose
Is the one with the three-tone leather-sole shoes

Let's go bowling
Let's go bowling, got a coupon
Let's go bowling, from a juice can
Let's go bowling
Let's go bowling, let's go bowling
Let's do it now

(*spoken* Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The sport of
queens! The sport of dukes... Earls... Moes... Johns...
anything that looks good when it's embroidered on a
polyester shirt. And you know, bowling takes on this almost
religious significance because it's so much like a religion. I
mean the ball is round, like the earth, and it's got the Holy
Trinity: the Father, the Son, and the... Thumbhole. And as
you roll the ball down the alley of life, striking out the pagan
religions of the past, sparing them the anguish of their lives
in the gutter, framing their existence in an eternal
metaphysicalness something like the 7-10 split!)

We'll be bowling in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah)
We'll be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah)
We'll be bowling in Gander (yeah, yeah)
And in the Kingston Township (yeah, yeah)
We'll be bowling Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon
Someday they'll even be bowling on the moon
I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Let's go bowling
Let's go bowling, got a coupon
Let's go bowling, for free shoes
Let's go bowling
Let's go bowling, let's go bowling
Let's do it now